i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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