We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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