I can't watch pbs sober anymore
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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