Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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