i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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