Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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