oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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