i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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