"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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