WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
this just has baby written all over it
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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