she looked like the before picture.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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