A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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