just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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