he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
