I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It's never too late to be topless.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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