The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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