SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
