i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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