Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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