some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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