come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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