also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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