Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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