i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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