question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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