have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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