ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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