Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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