:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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