He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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