And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize