how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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