You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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