thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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