i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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