Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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