Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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