i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just high enough for therapy.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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