i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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