I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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