I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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