I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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