I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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