when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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