I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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