UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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