I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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