I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
The air taste purple.
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