so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Randomize