champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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