he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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