Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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